If I had a boyfriend:
We'd trade shirts on our first date.
I'll practice lifting him myself.
We will sing a duet together: I'll be Jasmine, and he can be my Aladdin.
We'll warn one another if we were going to pass gas.
And finally, if either of us finds someone better . . . We'll split up only after making a video, or after writing a letter about how happy we were together in the beginning, and finishing it up with our bitter goodbyes.
He can wear my pretty, girlish blouse. And I'll wear his shirt. This will prove how much he wants me.
I want the capacity to carry him off the ground. So if he ever collapses, I can be his hero. And if he ever rolls off the bed, I can gather him up to sleep by me.
We'll sing A Whole New World, because there's no way I'm letting the actual Jasmine and Aladdin have all the fun.
I want to have a VERY comfortable relationship, and this is just ONE way to do it. Warning before farting.
How am I going to guarantee that a break-up video/letter will be made by him. Well first, we'd make a promise, to each other and God, as I happen to only want a Catholic man in my life. So from the beginning, I have to make sure he's not the type to break big promises.
what's something strange, or unique that you would, or have already done with your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?
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